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201300 ===== TLI]: Hello? [Female]: Hi, this is Bridget, should I come over later? [TLI]: I'm sorry, I don't know a Bridget [Female]: Well that's not what you said when you hugged me last night! [TLI]: Ha! You think we're an item just because I gave you a hug? Trick, you better think again [TLI] WE. ARE NOT. GENTLEMEN Yo - I'll hug a girl like it don't mean nothin' Then turn around and start huggin' her cousin I don't love 'em, end of the fuckin' discussion Got 'em tucked between my wings like Thanksgiving stuffing She wanna hug from behind - I did it Then her friend jump in; I'm wit' it I hug 'em tighter than a tube top; After that, it's just a matter of time Before the other shoe drop I get more hugs than Oprah selling drugs And the drug was pure X - no marriage, no sex. Just hugs [Pharrell Williams hook] Don't get mad, girl. We get mad girls And we're hugging all over the world So ...

20130505 ===== Alright spring breakers, you know what time it is! I'm gonna need all the hot girls to come onto the stage right now Fellas, let me hear you make some noise! Spring break y'all! Kings of the pussy, pounding on brewskies Banging chicks right there in the sand Bros before hoes and chicks with no clothes and Slammin' shots and marry a man Who wanna do a shot? (we do) I'm gonna get fucked up (me too) We came for a week, we the kings of the beach Spread water on the girls (t-shirt see through) (Cancun) party down (Lauderdale) another round (Havasu) crack a brew Marry a man! Pranks when you're passed out, jokes about roofies Making girls kiss, marry a man! Giant sombreros, show us your titties Creatine shakes, marry a man! (Spring break y'all!) Oh shit! I'm too fucked up! puke and rally, that's what's up! Booze cruise, raise your glass, snort that coke, off her ass! Two chicks at the dance hall, take it to ...

201000 ===== [Andy Samberg] I don't know why, but today seems like it's gonna be a great day There's something in the air that makes me feel like thing are gonna go my way The birds are chirping "tweet-aly deet", the sun is shining bright There's a skip in my step, a pep in my pep, and I don't know why Hey there, mailman friend, any letters from my ex-wife or the kids? [Mailman] No [Andy Samberg] Fantastic news! [laughing] Wonderful day makes me feel so happy that my face is numb My heart is racing along, "ba-ra-pa-papapa-pahm" So many people and places to meet, now that I lost my job They say, "Young man, the world's your oyster–" Hey! Hey! Get the f**k off me! No! ***! No! [snorting] I don't know why, but today seems like it's gonna be a great day La la la blah blah blah blah I should spend more time with my kids It's carpe diem, gotta seize the day, gonna move to Spain and run with the bulls ...

20110725 ===== I was walkin' through the city streets And a man walks up to me and hands me the latest energy drink "Run faster, jump higher" Man, I'm not gonna let you poison me I threw it on the ground You must think I'm a joke I ain't gonna be part of your system Man! Pump that garbage in another man's veins I go to my favorite hot dog stand And the dude says, "You come here all the time! Here's one for free." I said, "Man! What do I look like? A charity case?" I took it and threw it on the ground! I don't need your handouts! I'm an adult! Please! You can't buy me hot dog, man! At the farmer's market with my so called girlfriend She hands me her cell phone, says it's my dad Man, this ain't my dad! This is a cell phone! I threw it on the ground! What, you think I'm stupid? I'm not a part of your system My dad's not a phone! DUH! Some poser hands me cake at a ...

20110108 ===== Sometimes (Oooooh) Something beautiful happens In this world (Akon) You don't know how to Express yourself so (and Lonely Island) You just gotta sing I just had sex And it felt so good (Felt so good) A woman let me put My penis inside of her I just had sex And I'll never go back (Never go back) To the not-having-sex Ways of the past Have you ever had sex? I have it felt great It felt so good When I did it with my penis A girl let me do it It literally just happened Having sex can make a nice Man out of the meanest Never guess where I just came from I had sex If I had to describe the feeling It was the best When I had the sex Man my penis felt great And I called my parents Right after I was done Oh hey, didn't see you there Guess what I just did? Had sex, undressed Saw her boobies and the rest Was sure nice of her to let you Do that thing Nice of any girl ever Now sing I just had sex And it felt so good (Felt s...

20090203 ===== [Intro (T-Pain)] (Shortayyyy) Aww shit Get your towels ready it's about to go down (shorty, yeah) Everybody in the place hit the fuckin deck (shorty, yeah) But stay on your motherfuckin toes We runnin this, let's go [Chorus (T-Pain)] I'm on a boat (I'm on a boat) I'm on a boat (I'm on a boat) Everybody look at me cause I'm sailin on a boat (sailin on a boat) I'm on a boat (I'm on a boat) I'm on a boat Take a good hard look at the motherfuckin boat (boat, yeah) [The Lonely Island (T-Pain)] I'm on a boat motherfucker take a look at me Straight flowin on a boat on the deep blue sea Bustin five knots, wind whippin out my coat You can't stop me motherfucker cause I'm on a boat Take a picture, trick (trick) I'm on a boat, bitch (bitch) We drinking Santana champ, cause it's so crisp (crisp) I got my swim trunks, and my flippie-floppies I'm flippin burgers, you at Kinko's straight f...

20110507 ===== [Secretary] Guys, Michael Bolton is here Oh Great, send him in. [Michael Bolton] Hey guys. Hey, hi, thanks for coming [Michael Bolton] Sorry I'm late, I got caught up watching that Pirates of the Carribean marathon. Have you seen those things? Oh yeah, yeah, those are, those are great. [Michael Bolton] Well, I checked out the track and I loved it. And I wrote you this big sexy hook I think you're really gonna dig. Oh wow that's great, awesome. Should we just lay it down? [Michael Bolton] Boys, lets get to it. [Whisper] Here we go. Ungh, Lonely Island, Michael Bolton YEAAAHH! The night starts now Together on the track, the boys are back The night starts now Night starts now baby roll with us, chickens snapping at the neck when we rollin' up. ROLLIN' UP Blow through the doors ain't no holdin' up YEAH Black card at the bar like I gives a fuck. COME ON Ladies shifty eyed when we walk into the set, fuck t...